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He's got a day neck

That just happened

My door magically swung open while taking a right onto 40th street. Just now.

Ladies and gentleman, domestic violence.

I'd like to introduce my neighbors, I call them residents "domestic violence," collectively. Over the last 8 months the police have came over 13 times. Tonight, however, is the first time I've seen a firetruck in front of their house.

I have every intention of buying this puppy and naming it Mozzarella

This is Bella. Bella lives in Oklahoma City and was run over by a car when she was only six weeks old. I would like to purchase her. I know you shouldn't rename a dog but since all dogs respond to "Brocolli" I figured going from "Bella" to "Mozzarella" is fair game.

Chocolate, is that you?

Just throw the bike on my trailor...

...I'll hook up the beemer

Jesus is alive and well at coach house

My big fat dancing idiot.

Leland can't drive for shit

Its about time the Escape looked cool.

D Backs - row 8

Bitchin porn stache

San Diego beach stampede

I don't know what they are running from, but I choose to fear it as well.

Good morning, Arizona.

Beach cruising